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    How anal are you about pooping?


    #2
    I won't poop anywhere but at home.

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      #3
      I feel the urge and poop!



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        #4
        My pooping is 100% anal...wouldn't want to do it any other way.

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          #5
          Expulsive.

          I do not like shitty in my house. Its disgusting. I like my cabins outhouse or shitting outside when I'm on a walk.

          Like this: snowshoeing into my cabin this winter I had to go. Perfect. Trekked off the road a little and shot a greaser out about 3 feet. Wiped with snow. Its dust in the wind now.

          btw, ass cheeks are a defective insofar as taking a crap goes and suck. There should be a hose-like appendage that drops down and shoots shit out.

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            #6
            Paulie wants a poop chute

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              #7
              Dust in the wind ? So that's what that song is about.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Paulie View Post
                Expulsive.

                I do not like shitty in my house. Its disgusting. I like my cabins outhouse or shitting outside when I'm on a walk.

                Like this: snowshoeing into my cabin this winter I had to go. Perfect. Trekked off the road a little and shot a greaser out about 3 feet. Wiped with snow. Its dust in the wind now.

                btw, ass cheeks are a defective insofar as taking a crap goes and suck. There should be a hose-like appendage that drops down and shoots shit out.
                You'd like to have a sort of "shit dick?"

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Buckwalder View Post
                  I won't poop anywhere but at home.

                  What about in that paper bag on the bus?

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                  • Buckwalder
                    Buckwalder commented
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                    You wont be ridding my bus freako.

                  • Hobbenator
                    Hobbenator commented
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                    buttboi -> :urowned:

                  • bluzboy
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                    Hobblow >>>>

                  #10
                  Originally posted by Billy Holodeck View Post

                  You'd like to have a sort of "shit dick?"
                  Essentially.

                  you could shake it off or wring it out. It would solve that toilet paper need and the middle eastern, and a lot of other places too, handshaking greeting dealio

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                    #11
                    I don't know, I think you'd end up having to wash that thing out in the sink every time.

                    Then you'd have shit in your sink.

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                      #12
                      Originally posted by Billy Holodeck View Post
                      I don't know, I think you'd end up having to wash that thing out in the sink every time.

                      Then you'd have shit in your sink.
                      not if it had teeth of sorts.

                      or what if it could flick itself?

                      you could descend your hose and flick shit.

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                        #13
                        Originally posted by Paulie View Post
                        Expulsive.

                        I do not like shitty in my house. Its disgusting. I like ... shitting outside when I'm on a walk.

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                          #14
                          I insist on regular pooping...and asswipes. As Paulie correctly states, ass cheeks suck at pooping.

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                            #15
                            Originally posted by Hobbenator View Post


                            Paulie reminds me of Kramer sometimes with his outlandish statements. I could totally see Kramer talking to Jerry...

                            hey Jer


                            hey


                            Jerry, I’ve had it. I’ve just had it!


                            Had it with what?


                            Pooping indoors. It’s disgusting and I just can’t take it anymore.


                            Well what’s the alternative?


                            The woods Jerry. The woods. Just like it was meant to be. Where the smell can get lost in an instant. No more basking in other people’s aroma in the confines of a tiny pooping room! Back to nature baby!


                            Interesting.


                            Seg music....

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