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    Cage Match: Zygs vs Paulie

    Who wins?

    #2
    Well Paulie is a lot younger than I am so I get to use a machete to even things out.

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      #3
      Originally posted by mort View Post
      Cage Match: Zygs vs Paulie

      Who wins?
      I don't know who'd win,
      but I know who loses:
      The Audience

      and maybe the WWE

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mr. Badger View Post

        I don't know who'd win,
        but I know who loses:
        The Audience

        and maybe the WWE
        I'll break you in two...like so.

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        • Mr. Badger
          Mr. Badger commented
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          Uh, sure. Right. Enjoy your fantasy.

        • Zygs Malone
          Zygs Malone commented
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          Dood, my dear Badger I love you and would never hurt you except for the occasional verbal smack downs.

        #5
        So there we are locked in the cage, both ready to rock. Paulie has forgotten that I have a machete which I'm concealing at my right side. I just stand there eyeballing him and smirking. Predictably he finally comes running at me full speed and with perfect timing I swing the machete and chop his head off. Match over

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          #6
          Originally posted by mort View Post
          Who wins?
          I'm the bream and you are dropping breadcrumbs.

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            #7
            Originally posted by NutJobPaul View Post

            I'm the bream and you are dropping breadcrumbs.
            Let's see, now... if you're a fish of the genus Abramis, and Mort is dropping breadcrumbs,
            I'd say Mort would win, if he bothers putting a fish hook in one of those breadcrumbs.
            If he does, and he's at all hungry, you'll be the main event in "Panfish Meets Frying Pan."

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              #8
              Originally posted by NutJobPaul View Post

              I'm the bream and you are dropping breadcrumbs.
              No this is just a make believe scenario thread where you get to be creative about how you would fuck Zygs up in a cage match. It’s like celebrity death match but more ridiculous

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                #9
                Let them both in the cage, lock the cage, never let either of them out.

                Everybody wins!

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                  #10
                  Originally posted by HAMMER TOSS View Post
                  Let them both in the cage, lock the cage, never let either of them out.

                  Everybody wins!
                  That

                  Might work for a while until I get out and doxx you.

                  You're making a lot of enemas.

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                    #11
                    Originally posted by Zygs Malone View Post

                    That

                    Might work for a while until I get out and doxx you.

                    You're making a lot of enemas.

                    Your doxxing days are over.



                    I would sell tickets to the public just to stand around and taunt you with snacks, while you waste away.

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                      #12
                      Originally posted by HAMMER TOSS View Post

                      Your doxxing days are over.



                      I would sell tickets to the public just to stand around and taunt you with snacks, while you waste away.

                      Where do you live? It's New England, Connecticut right?

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                        #13
                        Originally posted by Zygs Malone View Post
                        Where do you live? It's New England, Connecticut right?
                        Yep, New England, CT, USA.

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                          #14
                          Originally posted by mort View Post

                          No this is just a make believe scenario thread where you get to be creative about how you would fuck Zygs up in a cage match. It’s like celebrity death match but more ridiculous
                          Oh, I get it.


                          I'd probably just walk up to him, lift up his belly, then grab him at the base of his old man balls and give them a quick pull down causing extreme testicular pain. Then I'd hit the ground and do one of those Curly running in a circle thingers going Nuk Nuk Nuk Woob Woob Woob dealios in my victory.

                          Then I'd go and scam on a ring girl.

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                            #15
                            Originally posted by NutJobPaul View Post

                            Oh, I get it.


                            I'd probably just walk up to him, lift up his belly, then grab him at the base of his old man balls and give them a quick pull down causing extreme testicular pain. Then I'd hit the ground and do one of those Curly running in a circle thingers going Nuk Nuk Nuk Woob Woob Woob dealios in my victory.

                            Then I'd go and scam on a ring girl.

                            You're cruel

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