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  • Laika
    and/but/or
    • Feb 2019
    • 8562

    Tom Cruise's "middle tooth" may be a radar jamming device.



    Small price to pay for being able to avoid enemy SAM's.

    Might help during shirtless volleyball, too.



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  • lagger
    Not in a Cult
    • Feb 2019
    • 18261

    #2
    it's his family crest

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    • EJK
      Millenial Amongst The Old
      • Feb 2019
      • 9142

      #3
      I hope this is hyper realistic and it's about him flying with a bunch of Obama drones while what's left of Val Kilmer laughs at him from back at the base...
      HBS Gear Threads R The Best Threads...

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      • Laika
        and/but/or
        • Feb 2019
        • 8562

        #4
        Why is he wearing a space-suit type helmet at 1:20?



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        • EJK
          Millenial Amongst The Old
          • Feb 2019
          • 9142

          #5
          Originally posted by Laika View Post
          Why is he wearing a space-suit type helmet at 1:20?



          .
          He's goong to pilot the Aurora...
          HBS Gear Threads R The Best Threads...

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          • Komrade Brain
            WANTED
            • Feb 2019
            • 31231

            #6
            Originally posted by Laika View Post
            Why is he wearing a space-suit type helmet at 1:20?



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            To deflect the cum of the bukkbake he is flying to.

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            • Theopenjam
              Banned
              • Feb 2019
              • 2857

              #7
              I just heard they are making a new Top Gun...proof Hollywood is dead.

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              • Zygs Malone
                Arbiter Of Cool
                • Feb 2019
                • 33973

                #8
                Originally posted by Theopenjam View Post
                I just heard they are making a new Top Gun...proof Hollywood is dead.
                Uh, that's what the video the OP posted is, a trailer for that movie.

                I thought that was a joke or a parody when I first started watching it, but no it's real.

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                • Theopenjam
                  Banned
                  • Feb 2019
                  • 2857

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zygs Malone View Post

                  Uh, that's what video the OP posted is, a trailer for that movie.

                  I thought that was a joke or a parody when I first started watching it, but no it's real.
                  I rarely if ever watch anything posted here other than Mort's musical choices or maybe something Slagle shares.

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                  • Zygs Malone
                    Arbiter Of Cool
                    • Feb 2019
                    • 33973

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Theopenjam View Post

                    I rarely if ever watch anything posted here.
                    I noticed that, sometimes you don't even read the thread before posting in it.

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                    • Theopenjam
                      Banned
                      • Feb 2019
                      • 2857

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Zygs Malone View Post

                      I noticed that, sometimes you don't even read the thread before posting in it.
                      I usually just read the title.

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                      • Zygs Malone
                        Arbiter Of Cool
                        • Feb 2019
                        • 33973

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Theopenjam View Post

                        I usually just read the title.
                        That's all the info you need really.

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                        • Theopenjam
                          Banned
                          • Feb 2019
                          • 2857

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Zygs Malone View Post
                          That's all the info you need really.
                          Often by the third or fourth response the threads are no longer about what the thread title states.

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